Kansas City has the potential of getting up to a foot of snow tomorrow. With this in mind I took a quick inventory of the kitchen. Milk was the first thing I checked and while happy to see it was still fresh, I discovered a mild case of incontinence.
I suspected this weakness shortly after I purchased the carton. The bottom was always damp, even though I'd wipe it after each use. I kept thinking it might "clot" or do something to heal itself, but it never happen.
Since the milk is undoubtedly fresh, I put a quart-sized diaper on it by folding two paper towels into a square and rubber banding it in place. I think she's cute.
Anderson Erickson would be proud!